Read and remember the important details of this event!
We hope you’re excited. By now you will have received your ticket in the post to let you know you've been accepted into this year's event. Please keep your ticket safe, as you will need this to enter the festival. The event will be taking place on Saturday 29th June. Arrival time will be 4pm – 4.10pm, NO LATER. All attendees must arrive within this timeframe, as you will be let into the festival as a collective group. Any stragglers will not only be left behind, but will be wandering the streets looking foolish – don’t be foolish. We hope you’re excited to attend Gorstonbury and we look forward to seeing you soon!
Yes, rules – how else can we contain the fun. Your Security Team has carefully surveyed the venue and a number of checkpoints have been implemented. You must successfully complete each checkpoint in order to enter the festival. No checkpoint can be skipped and any person(s) unwilling to cooperate will be asked to leave.
Upon arrival, you will:
If you complete all checkpoints of the queue, you will be free to enjoy the festival at your leisure. Any rulebreakers will be prosecuted accordingly and any person(s) found to be ‘jumping the fence’ will be shot in the nether regions by the Head Of Security with a real weapon. This is your only warning.
Now, onto the bits everyone often skips… but this time, they’re actually important!
Festival Attire – This is non-negotiable. You must be dressed ready to drink, dance and have a good time. The more outrageous the festival outfit, the better! The tattoos provided in your ticket bundle should help jazz up your attire.
Tickets – Yes it’s been mentioned multiple times, but you must bring your own ticket with you on the day of the event. You will not be granted entry without it.
Queue – You must pass through each checkpoint in the manner in which you are instructed by our Security Team. Please leave any abuse on the streets, our team are here to help you and you will be escorted from the premises for any wrongdoings.
Time – As stated, you must arrive at the venue between 4pm – 4.10pm as everyone will be entering together. Shauna-lee, this calls to you specifically as we all know your ‘just around the corner’ means you’re still getting ready. And Mushy P, this isn’t the airport so you do not need to arrive four hours early – you will not be given early access.
Weather – Unfortunately, we live in Britain and if the weather takes a turn for the worst, the event will be cancelled. You’ll be informed beforehand if this is sadly the case.